Boiling Frog Everything's Just Fine Heavyweight T-Shirt
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Boiling Frog Everything's Just Fine Heavyweight T-Shirt

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Boiling Frog Everything's Just Fine Heavyweight T-ShirtTheres a certain peace in pretending its all okay. The bills, the headlines, the sirens in the distanceyou let it wash over you like warm bathwaterthats slowly coming to a boil. Hes still puffin his pipe, this little froglounging like its leisure, unaware the stove's on high and the worlds gone sideways. And out there, folks keep clapping along to the slow fade. Prices up, choices down. Smiles glued on. A long decline in soft focus. This shirts for

There’s a certain peace in pretending it’s all okay.
The bills, the headlines, the sirens in the distance—you let it wash over you like warm bathwater…
…that’s slowly coming to a boil.

He’s still puffin’ his pipe, this little frog—lounging like it’s leisure, unaware the stove's on high and the world’s gone sideways.
And out there, folks keep clapping along to the slow fade.
Prices up, choices down. Smiles glued on.
A long decline in soft focus.

This shirt’s for the ones who see through the steam. The ones who know comfort’s got a cost, and silence ain’t always peace.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • 6.1 oz heavyweight tee

  • Garment-dyed color makes for beautiful colors and extra softness

  • Relaxed fit for uneasy times

  • Printed in the USA—still hangin’ on

Everything’s just fine.
Sure it is. Just ask the frog.

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S 46.4 67.6 41.3
M 51.4 71.1 45
L 55.9 74.6 48.3
XL 61 78.1 52
2XL 66 80.3 55.3
3XL 70.5 82.6 59
4XL 75.6 85 62.6
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Carol
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 5
Great ankle socks that stay put at a great price!!
Size: 6-9, Color: Assorted
These are great! I have been looking for a low profile ankle sock that is thinner but doesn’t ride down. (Picky, right?) I try to walk 5-7 miles on my days off. So it’s very important for me to not have to stop every couple of hundred yards, bend down, fix socks, then continue on my way while grumbling about NOT GREAT socks. These are not those socks. They really do stay put!!! And enough cushion to be comfortable also. So definitely a repeat!!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 2, 2018
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Nicole
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
Great quality, no holes or fading!
Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
I purchased these socks a couple years ago and love them so much that I just recently purchased them again! They fit perfectly, don't make my feet sweaty, and hit the ankle at the right spot. The material is so good that over years they have not faded and even though I wear the same few pairs every day, they have no signs of thinning or holes! These are the ONLY socks that I buy. I have the black ones as well as the multi-colored ones. I will never buy another brand or style again!
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Jennifer M Bailey
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Cute under armor socks
Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
There's no show under armour socks.Are perfect for anybody who likes thinner socks. I loved them, I love the design the colors and the comfort and fit. Hylie recommend to those of you who like thinner socks.
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Kindle Customer
Boise, US
★★★★★ 4
Well made and perform well, a little constricting
Size: Medium, Color: Black Assortment (6-pairs)
These socks definitely keep most of the moisture away from my feet, even in wet conditions, which is why I bought them. I am diabetic, though, and the recommendation is to wear socks that don't constrict at any point. These have a tight band around the opening that while it is not uncomfortable on, leaves a mark when I take them off. So far it's been ok, but if you have any kind of swelling in your feet or ankles these would probably not be the best. My foot measures size 8 and I wear size 9 Brooks running shoes. The socks fit me just right but based on the size of the opening and the overall length, I wouldn't think they would fit anyone more than a size larger. Overall well made and perform well as you would expect from this brand.
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Halle
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
long lasting!
Size: Medium, Color: Black/Assorted
literally my favorite sock i will buy forever. they just started busting through after 6 years and i wear them a lot
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