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Description
Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future SoapThe brother you never asked for WAKE UP, and shower. Say goodbye to Big Brother and hello to a revolutionary shower experience! Resistance isn't futile, especially with this surveillance free novelty soap bar! Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed daily by our fearless fear instilling leaders. Their actions reek of hidden agenda, but you don't need to with our Big
The brother you never asked for...
WAKE UP, and shower. Say goodbye to Big Brother and hello to a revolutionary shower experience! Resistance isn't futile, especially with this surveillance-free novelty soap bar!
Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed daily by our fearless fear-instilling leaders. Their actions reek of hidden agenda, but you don't need to with our Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future Soap. So come clean as you wash your worries and their nefarious brainwashing down the drain! Soon, our non-tracking organic soap bar will restore your critical thinking and freedom of thought.
- Anti-Dystopian Soap to Save Humanity Soap
- Free from government interference, indoctrination and [m]ass surveillance
- Big Brother is NOT washing you with our non-NWO soap!
- Non-tracking soap with non-invasive scent!
- WARNING: Not for Brainwashing
- The Greatest Hits of 1984!
This liberating handmade soap is shielded by a prank box, making it a surreal yet funny gag gift for friends, Anti-Orwellian rebels, and those wary of the thought police. So resist the dystopian future, wash away [m]ass surveillance, and defy the NWO while achieving soft, refreshed skin.
- Made in the ❤️ of the USA!
- Handcrafted. Small-Batch.
- Cold-Process. Real Soap.
- Simple Ingredients!
- No harsh chemicals or colorants.
- Made From Natural Oils. Palm Oil Free.
- Sulfate-Free. Alcohol-Free.
- Aluminum-Free. Soylent Green Free.
- Phthalate-Free. Parabens-Free. RFID-Free.
- Plant-based. Vegan. No Animal Fats.
- Cruelty-Free. No Animal Testing.
- No Thought Control.
Handcrafted in the USA and made from only cruelty-free and vegan ingredients, you can rest easy knowing you're supporting a family-owned small business and not a giant corporate conglomerate in bed with our government. So, ditch your soap on the rope - this is your chance to make a stand against Big Brother. Together, let's fight for a brighter, evil overlord-free future!
Our handcrafted artisan soap bar stands 3 inches tall x 3 inches wide x 1 inch deep and weighs 4.5 oz. Our gag gift boxes measure 3.25 inches tall x 3.25 inches wide x 1.25 inches deep - the ideal size for funny stocking stuffers! Our Big Brother Anti-Dystopian Future Soap is just one from our unique collection of funny soap gifts!
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Olive Oil, Sunflower Oil, Soybean Oil, Canola Oil , Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.
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Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
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Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
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